Monday’s Martial Madness: To the Hawker of Horror and Hijinks, the Purveyor of Punishment and Purpose, the Retailer of Reality and Regurgitation: An Ode to the Sensei.

This one’s for all you sensei/instructor/whatever who like to dole out physical punishment, I mean training to your students. Read ’em and weep. These verses I mean.

O Madness! You bring
That most sinister of gleams
You rub your hands and sing
“It’s time for some real FUN.”
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From the highest of fears
To the lowest of tears
As I land on my rear
I question your definition of “fun.”
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O Blackbelt! You slay me!
Upset and repay me!
Your madness, so cray cray!
As your eyes gleam in your “fun.”
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I find myself down here
On the mats, as I lay here
Reeking of sweat
And the elements of undeserved fun.
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Rife with butt cruises
And the elements of undeserved fun.
I’ve gathered here
All from that maddening gleam
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O Sensei! O Sensei!
You help me out plenty,
As I land on my back
And rub my sore hiney
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Let's do this some more
One more time on the floor,
Here we go again!
All in the name of fun
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