Monday’s Martial Madness: To the Hawker of Horror and Hijinks, the Purveyor of Punishment and Purpose, the Retailer of Reality and Regurgitation: An Ode to the Sensei.

O Madness! You bring

That most sinister of gleams

You rub your hands and sing

“It’s time for some real FUN.”

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From the highest of fears

To the lowest of tears

As I land on my rear

I question your definition of “fun.”

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O Blackbelt! You slay me!

Upset and repay me!

Your madness, so cray cray!

As your eyes gleam in your “fun.”

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I find myself down here

On the mats, as I lay here

Reeking of sweat

And the elements of undeserved fun.

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Rife with butt cruises

A thousand contusions

I’ve gathered here

All from that maddening gleam

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O Sensei! O Sensei!

You help me out plenty,

As I land on my back

And rub my sore hiney

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Let’s do this some more

One more time on the floor,

Here we go again!

All in the name of fun

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