Dear Reader, You are about to embark on a non-sensical journey of wonder. You’re probably gonna wonder about this little ditty. Why in the world would anyone do this on PURPOSE. While it is possible to get injured practicing a martial art, it doesn’t happen this fast or intensely. Rather, this is an imaginative a retelling of many injuries collected by many martial artists over the past century condensed into 12 days. Because Christmas, and madness.
πOn the first day of martial arts my tori gave to me, a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the second day of martial arts my tori gave to me, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the third day of martial arts my tori gave to me, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the fourth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the fifth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the sixth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the seventh day of martial arts my tori gave to me, seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the eighth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, eight side step knee strikes. Seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the ninth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, nine shoulder throws. Eight side step knee strikes. Seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the tenth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, ten more bloody noses. Nine shoulder throws. Eight side step knee strikes. Seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the eleventh day of martial arts my tori gave to me, eleven knife hand strikes. Ten more bloody noses. Nine shoulder throws. Eight knee strikes. Seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
π On the twelfth day of martial arts my tori gave to me, twelve pulsing head doinks. Eleven knife hand strikes. Ten more bloody noses. Nine shoulder throws. Eight knee strikes. Seven hammer blows. Six dozen bruises. Five more injuries! Four stomped on toes, three pulled muscles, two scraped up knuckles, and a groin strike that put me on my knees.
Cheers and Merry Christmas!
The Modern Kunoichi 
Aghast at the sheer cruelty. Pray forgive my ignorance, but what’s a tori? To think said person continued to pile up the abuse over 12 says — and you allowed it! But then, I do willingly submit to your varied, hellish torture at the Y…and like it. Well, mostly. But I do keep going back, so there ya go…
On Mon, Dec 10, 2018, 10:31 AM The Modern Kunoichi Modern Kunoichi posted: ” [image: π]On the first day of martial arts my > tori gave to me, a groin strike that put me on my knees. [image: π] On > the second day of martial arts my tori gave to me, two scraped up knuckles, > and a groin strike that put me on my knees. [image: π] On the third day > of mar” >
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Tori is the βattackerβ
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Did you read the disclaimer lol?
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Disclaimer?
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“Dear Reader, You are about to embark on a non-sensical journey of wonder. Youβre probably gonna wonder about this little ditty. Why in the world would anyone do this on PURPOSE. While it is possible to get injured practicing a martial art, it doesnβt happen this fast or intensely. Rather, this is an imaginative a retelling of many injuries collected by many martial artists over the past century condensed into 12 days. Because Christmas, and madness.”
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