Monday’s Martial Madness: I’m Dangerous and I Know It (LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy and I Know It” Parody)

H'yah
H'yah

When I roll on by
Peeps be looking like she banzai
I kick to the beat
Punching my way, left-right, down the street, h'yah
Wrists? I get control
Leave my foot prints, up your bum hole
Gets kung fu, with big hip throws
And like Bruce Lee, I beat ya' with my big toe

Yo, watch my karate
Yo, it ain't too shoddy
Yo, I do sinawali
Oh-Oh, punch you out
Bruce Lee I embody
Violence's antibody
Chuck Norris ain't nobody
Oh-Oh, punch you out

When I practice in the school (h'yah), this is what they see (alright)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got dispassion in my glance and I'm going to let you know it
Elbow, hip throw, combos
I'm dangerous and I know it
I'm dangerous and I know it

When I'm at the mall security just can't fight them all
When I'm on the street, I'm in my gi, yo, trying to punch them freaks (butts)
This how I control, come on bad guys, it's time to roll
I joint lock and arm bar, come on, don't be nervous
No guts, no glory, it's my public service

Yo, watch my karate
Yo, it ain't too shoddy
Yo, I do sinawali
Oh-Oh, punch you out
Bruce Lee I embody
Violence's antibody
Chuck Norris ain't nobody
Oh-Oh, punch you out

When I practice in the school (h'yah), this is what they see (alright)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got dispassion in my glance and I'm going to let you know it
Elbow, hip throw, combos
I'm dangerous and I know it
I'm dangerous and I know it

Ossu!
I'm dangerous and I know it
Check it out
Check it out

Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle out
Nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple twist
Cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple you
Hidden, hidden, hidden, hidden, hidden fist fist
Do not stifle this!
My skills ain't no trifle, man!

I'm dangerous and I know it
Ossu!
Hyah!

Yo, watch my karate
Yo, it ain't too shoddy
Yo, I do sinawali
Oh-Oh, punch you out
Bruce Lee I embody
Violence's antibody
Chuck Norris ain't nobody
Oh-Oh, punch you out

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