Monday’s Martial Madness: In the Wee Wee Hours of the Night.

Ninja Night PNO | Kang's Black Belt Academy
Who doesn’t want to look this cool?

As we all know, ninja are most likely to be found in dark corners, on rooftops, and dressed as the occasional Buddhist priest, because hiding in plain sight. Ninja are well-known for being prepared for every possible obstacle. Throwing stars, climbing rope, lunchboxes, and concealed cobras are part of the shinobi toolkit. Crawling in walls, tiptoeing in homes, and grabbing pizzas from manholes are part of savvy ninja shimmies in wee hours of the night. What we don’t know is how clandestine shinobi “use the facilities” in the middle of a mission. When the traipsing over rooftops, surely the masters of deflection feel the incidental urge to use the “Little Ninjas Room.”

Did I Mention I Waste Too Much Time At Work?: Bathroom Ninja Is Watching  You Doinging Things He Shouldn't Be Watching.
A ninja looking for a place to piddle.

One would think shinobi have this covered, being procurers of dirt, tip-offs, and hot tips its essential to have all bases covered, especially the evacuation of the pee. But, how can a shinobi casually walk into a public restroom and not draw suspicion you ask? Wouldn’t the above-average sneakster need a room-‘o-rest now and again? Or, do they have bladders of iron as part of their kit?

Cute Ninja Shower Curtain | Zazzle.com
The ninja sees all…

When embarking on another errand for their employer, ninja are challenged to find whizz pots along the way. If one watches carefully in the night, you might find a ninja piddling in a port-a-potty, spending a penny in the subway (apparently this is British slang for peeing), wee-weeing on the flora, or tinkling in your powder room. Because, a ninja got to do what a ninja got to do.

Amateur Ninja on Twitter: "@mashable What a great story! I'd love a little ninja  sneaking around the house. Congrats ladies."
What? We don’t ALWAYS wipe with a sword.

Next time you’re out and about make sure to take the time to look for your friendly neighborhood ninja in your local latrine. They like their privacy, so don’t bother with any selfies, because, it might just be your last time to take a leak.

A Ninja Slashing His Sword and An Apartment Bathroom Background – Clipart  Cartoons By VectorToons
Sword fights in the bathroom? I’m in!

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